Track details
Released in: 2003
Album: Needles Upgrade EP [PKG 14]
Lyrics
This is a fact
Stupid people have stupid children, if you are stupid please don't have sex
If you insist on having sex, then please have sex with animals
Preferably animals smarter than you are
That way if by some biological fluke you and the animal actually have offspring, the odds are the offspring will be less stupid than you are
One more thing, don't assume the animal is protected
If the animal has a condom, or if female some sort of intrauterine device, insist they wear it
Please help stamp out this mindless mindlessness, keep your stupidity to yourself
This message brought to you by the council of concerned citizens who are smarter than you are
You don't fuck with the Jesus, man
What's the matter, gonna cry?
Come on, cry-baby Davie
Cry, cry, cry
Shitface, ratturd, ass-licking son of a bitch
You don't fuck with the Jesus, man
Did you ever wonder if your mom gave dad a blowjob right before she kissed you goodnight?
Let's go, motherfucker!
What's the matter, gonna cry?
Come on, cry-baby Davie
Cry, cry, cry
Shitface, ratturd, ass
Oh, fuck you! (2X)
Fuck the lot of you!
Fuck you all
(2X)
And I'm gonna look him straight in the eye, and I'm gonna tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing, lowlife, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spiny-necked, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!
Hallelujah!
Holy shit, where's the Tylenol?
Let's go, motherfucker!
Don't fuck with the Jesus, man
Holy shit, where's the Tylenol?
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