The Artist Also Known As - Eating Donuts

Track details

Released in: 2007
Album: Eating Donuts E.P. [ZOO 021]

Lyrics

Uh, hi officers, um, we had a flat tire back there,
Do you think you guys could help us out?
- "Naw, that's not my job. My job's not to help your fuckin' ass out."
I mean, um, you know I don't have any other way to get home.
- "That's not my job, asshole."
Well uh, could you tell me what your job is?
- "Right now my job is eatin' these doughnuts, or maybe...
hey, wait a minute. Aren't you--"

Yup.

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