"The path of the righteous DJ is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of the wack DJ. Blessed is the DJ, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And he will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy his brothers. And you will know his name is Clinton Sparks, when he lays his vengeance upon thee. For he is the greatest DJ. He is Clinton Sparks. " - Samuel L. Jackson