General discussion / Dating tips for all kinds of women

Dating Rituals:

WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mum makes spaghetti and meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get dynamite oral sex.
Second Date: You get more great oral sex.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and you never get oral sex again.

CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing hapens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in ... and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the rio Grande.

The POINT?
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

lol

so it all ends in pregnancy or marriage omg

well then i rather take the missionary position its a classic

On 05-06-2010 11:44:19, EviLiv wrote:

so it all ends in pregnancy or marriage omg

not the irish

Do men, they can't get pregnant

Bedankt for the Information

On 05-06-2010 11:56:27, Jipdenk wrote:

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not the irish

ye with the irish it ends in a wasted pregnancy or a wasted marriage

You get 3 times blind

On 05-06-2010 12:22:45, Nitrogen wrote:

Bedankt for the Information

THEIRS NO HOPE FOR YOU SON YOUR GONNA SPEN A LOT OF TIME MASTURBATING IN YOUR LIFETIME

On 05-06-2010 12:27:04, ThaMaster wrote:

You get 3 times blind

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nee dat net niet

About our women thats not true.....
but about the alcohol part thats true, God made alcohol to stop the Irish from taking over the world. But the english country tried to take over the world and thats why today they are "The worlds most hated country"

Why do you always Write in capitals?

On 05-06-2010 16:05:41, Nitrogen wrote:

Why do you always Write in capitals?

what?

why do you always touch yourself NITROGEN SOMEDAYS I WRITE IN CAPS SOME TIMES I DONT SO WHAT

he POINT?
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOME



have you ever seen an Irish woman most of them are fat ginger and have freckles thats why they fuck on first date cause they dont know when there goin to get it again and for the drunk part you need to be blind drunk just to fuck 1 lol

On 05-06-2010 16:24:36, forde1690 wrote:

he POINT?
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOME



have you ever seen an Irish woman most of them are fat ginger and have freckles thats why they fuck on first date cause they dont know when there goin to get it again and for the drunk part you need to be blind drunk just to fuck 1 lol

fuk upp... theres wee huni's everywhere. ever see a sexy ginger? my science teacher was a ginger and she was a wee huni...

On 05-06-2010 12:08:22, boerenlater wrote:

Do men, they can't get pregnant

in U.S.A. they can

On 05-06-2010 16:35:10, A-BASS wrote:

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fuk upp... theres wee huni's everywhere. ever see a sexy ginger? my science teacher was a ginger and she was a wee huni...

hey m8 im not sayin anything i have tackled a few gingers in my day myself lol (dont knock it till you tried it go like sea biscuit) but come on man you know there is much better lookin women else were
the pale skin from not seein sun light in years the hair the same colour as rust lol the fact that she could more than likley beat you in a fight all off puttin factors for me m8 scottish and irish woman are the worst lookin in EU i think but then again prob the easiest

SEXI WEE GINGER OH YES DR WHO HAS A NEW GINGER ASSISTANT SHE HOT N SPICY LIKE A NIK NAK IN IT

On 05-06-2010 16:44:10, forde1690 wrote:

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hey m8 im not sayin anything i have tackled a few gingers in my day myself lol (dont knock it till you tried it go like sea biscuit) but come on man you know there is much better lookin women else were
the pale skin from not seein sun light in years the hair the same colour as rust lol the fact that she could more than likley beat you in a fight all off puttin factors for me m8 scottish and irish woman are the worst lookin in EU i think but then again prob the easiest

On 05-06-2010 16:45:14, lawless29 wrote:

SEXI WEE GINGER OH YES DR WHO HAS A NEW GINGER ASSISTANT SHE HOT N SPICY LIKE A NIK NAK IN IT